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Poster: SDH2O Date: Dec 8, 2006 9:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

Dire, if I really wanted to scare you, I'd start talking about the "boyfriends" she has brought home from time to time. I wonder if we scared the crap out of girlfriends parents the way that these folks scare the crap out of me? I guess it is true: what goes around, comes around. Circle of life and whatnot. And the rest of you wonder why I talk about scotch so much.

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Poster: cosmicharlie Date: Dec 8, 2006 10:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

I recommend that kids have to wear shock collars AT a certain age-when they start dating...uhhh...bad idea i guess (can you tell I've never raised children?) i do crack myself up!

had to change that...and go out with a parental chaparone present

This post was modified by cosmicharlie on 2006-12-08 18:05:29

This post was modified by cosmicharlie on 2006-12-08 18:18:05

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 8, 2006 10:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

no - a good idea along with 24 hour satellite surveillance and a 200 mile remote for said shock collar.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 8, 2006 10:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

you are right!! - that is scarier - thanks for that thought!

and combining the two thoughts........ arrghhh.

scotch please????? and make it a double, thank you.

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2006-12-08 18:06:28

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Poster: sparky999255 Date: Dec 8, 2006 2:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

A friend of mine, who is a local police officer, was telling me about the first time a boy came to pick up his daughter. It was just this past summer and it scared the hell out of him. I can certainly wait for that (my daughter is 7). Anyways, he told me the line he used on the little bastard picking up his daughter and I plan to use it someday:

"Whatever you have planned for my daughter, just remember don't stick anything in her that you don't want me to stick in you." and just for good measure he said he looked square at the kid and said, "I'm not kidding and I better not find out that you told her about this little conversation."

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Dec 8, 2006 4:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: An Parental Head's Dilemma

awesome!!!! i love that!!!